this... is... so... FUNNY
it makes me think of the 'mary had a steamboat' song
'mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,
mary went to heaven and the steamboat went to
hello operator, give me number nine, if you disconnect me,
ill kick your big behindthe refrigerator, there sat a piece of glass, if suzie would of sat on it, she'd cut her big fat ask me no more questions, i can tell no lies, all because i'm out of rhyme'